Hungry?

NAAAH, YOU TELL ME,
YA’LL EYE-RANIANS,
YA’LL COME OVER SOMETIME
TO MEYE RANCH.
AND YOU TELL ME,
ARE THESE NOT THE BEST DAMN
HOO-A-VOS RAN-CHAIR-OS
YOU EVER DONE HAD?!

[I just found that going through some old GMP email. Seems kinda poetic.]