A.V. Badnesssssss

My God, I must haven't read The A.V. Club for at least five months, if not more. Am I a loser?

And they've gone through some changes. It is baaadaas!!!!

Dishes of the Summer

I'm always one to wait for a mother-load of a wash.

The Best Business Names in America

As GMP's "niche" marketer, I spend a lot of time making phone calls to this or that stationary company, winery, pharmacy, gourmet foods store, etc. etc. In no particular order, here's a list of the best named businesses I've encountered so far:

Psychobaby

I've Been To A Marvellous Party

Women & Children First

Moonshine Vineyards

Nitro Dog

Baggy Bunny

Cardfather

Initially Yours

It's a Mixed Bag

Affairs

Festivity

Socialite

Chickweeds (the last four are all on the same street)

Avant Card

Brown Paper Bag

Fast Buck Freddie's

Shenanigans

Abracadabra

Mr. Toad's

Kiddlywinks

Electric Fetus

Basket Case

Store For The Miracle Minded

Hoaglands of Greenwich

Lake Mohawk Flower Co.

Allie G's

Funz-A-Poppin'! Toys

Slaughter-Leftwich Winery, Inc.

The Toggery

Cry of the Loon

I Used to Be a Tree

UPDATE:

Kissin' Cousins

Tantrum, Inc.

It's Personal

That's Pretty Personal

That Personal Touch

Cat Fanatics

Cat Faeries

Cat-a-log

Cats United International

Corporate Impressions

Cornhusker Hotel

Thymeless Treasures

The Fisherman's Widow

Beethoven Wraps

Fat Forest Man

Coffeetree Books

Especially Yours

The Supply Closet

The Funnest Toy Store, Ever

The Store