Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Iraq Talk in Congress - "Blah, blah, blah..."

General Petraeus: man of the hour! Photo by Charlie Archambault, from USN&WR.

Today's Congressional testimony delivered by Gen. David Petraeus and Ambassador Ryan Crocker served as a good refresher for the people that didn't pay attention to even a shred of last month's coverage on the Iraq war.

Now it looks official that Muqtada al-Sadr's Mahdi Army (which by all accounts appears far more effective, organized and disciplined than Abdul Aziz al-Hakim's mostly S.I.I.C.-allied Iraqi Army), along with a myriad of other militias, will furthermore be crammed into a nominal catch-phrase: "Special Groups." Needless to say, this is sure to make the endless hunt for "bad guys" all the more confusing.

Update, 4/10, 12:34 p.m. - I should probably consider Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki responsible for the Iraq Army, huh? At the moment I couldn't really tell you how S.I.I.C.'s armed wing, the Badr Organization, fits into the whole "special groups" vs. Iraq Army thing - whether they're a "special group" or serial infiltrators (and, judging by the news coverage surrounding the latest bout of fighting in Basra, serial deserters) of the Army. I'm guessing that they're both...

11:29 p.m.

Bush speaks!

And the war's critics put the pressure on him.

"The president has taken us into a failed war, he's taken us deeply into debt and that debt is taking us into recession," said Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, according to BBC. "We need some answers from the president."

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Thoughts On Trying the Torch Take-Down, 81% Dissatisfied, the Pregnant Man, and the "Good Ship" Debate

I just want to weigh in on a few things I've come across over the last couple of days.

1. Mad props go to the Free Tibet protesters who went for the Olympic torch-snatch and also tried to extinguish the torch today as Konnie Huq (surrounded by a coterie of security guards) jogged through London to commemorate the games. And let me remind you - this is jolly old England here. Judging by this, protesters should have something spectacular in store for Mount Everest.

2. I enjoyed the word choice of the latest NY Times/CBS Poll, which concluded that 81% of Americans polled say that "things have pretty seriously gotten off the wrong track" in the U.S. On the other hand, 19% believe that "things in this country are generally going in the right direction." Let me just say that 100% of me is not surprised at the results.

3. On Friday, I had a novel thought: Whatever would happen if a man got pregnant? The only example I had ever seen was that of California Governor Arnold Scwarzenegger, in the 1994 film "Junior." But lo and behold, on the very day I had this thought, the New York Post ran an article about a pregnant man named Thomas Beatie! I knew I could rely on the Post for something.

4. Josh Kurp, Five Best impresario and Copy Chief for New School Free Press (ooh, and contender for next year's Editor-in-Chief), just e-mailed me and some others an mp3 of "Good Ship Venus," a delightful and bawdy sailor's tune. Going by title alone, the song struck me as the precursor to Shirley Temple's "On the Good Ship, Lollipop." Kurp wrote back, "Peter, Peter, Peter, if you knew anything about Shirley Temple, you'd know the 'Good Ship Lollipop' refers to an airplane." True, true! I saw the video! But you see, that only proves my point further - here we see the modern "Good Ship Venus" of the industrial age, naturally sapped of its original aura (i.e. sex on the boat). Thoughts?

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

That Darn Memo

The storied 81-page memo that outlined our government's legal justification for abusing prisoners, written by John C. Yoo, a former deputy in the Justice Department's Office of Legal Counsel, has finally been declassified. I haven't yet read the thing in full. But judging from what I've read so far, it's apparent that Yoo's memo uses the kind of malleable, vague, paranoid thinking that the Bush Administration has employed to justify all of its other crimes.

But I'm still waiting for the answer to the million-dollar question: Who truly deserves the credit for conjuring up the philosophy behind our torture program, the Bush Administration, Yoo, or the creators of 24?

There's more on the memo at Slate and elsewhere.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Lang Advisor Fired Over Spring Break


In a development over Spring Break that caught many Lang students and faculty by surprise, Brandon Graham, Lang College's Internship Director, Transfer Advisor and Junior Class Academic Advisor, was abruptly fired on March 20.


Graham, 27, who had worked at Lang for three years, was beloved by some and unpopular with others, students said. The reasons for his departure are unclear. Most Lang administrators involved in the decision declined to comment, citing confidentiality issues. Graham, on the advice of his lawyer, also declined to discuss the exact reason for his termination.


But an accusatory message that Graham posted on Facebook last Monday, which he lengthened two days later, allude to a long-standing conflict between Graham and others in the advising office.


In the post, Graham suggests that personality conflicts, not his job performance, were behind his termination—an assertion that Lang Dean Jonathan Veitch challenged in a brief e-mail to the
Free Press. "I find [Graham's] comments on Facebook hurtful, inaccurate and unfortunate," Veitch wrote.

Other administrators also doubted the veracity of Graham’s claims. “[The postings] are vindictive and in some places alarmingly personal in their characterizations,” Neil Gordon, the Chair of Writing, who will take over as Dean this summer, wrote over e-mail. “I see no reason to take them as a reliable record of what really happened and, to the contrary, many reasons to doubt them.”


In a brief phone interview Thursday, Graham confirmed that the end came after a 45-minute meeting with his former boss, Associate Dean of Students Jon White, and Amos Himmelstein, Assistant Dean of Administration and Planning. According to Graham’s Facebook post, after the three discussed Graham's "flex-time scheduling, off-site internship visits, regressive management styles, student reviews [some very good + some bad]," a heated exchange ensued. At the end of the meeting, Graham claims that White gave him five minutes to evacuate New School property, and says that a New School security guard escorted him off of campus.


In his posts, Graham defends his approach to his job, saying he was responsible for almost 500 students, routinely handled more than 250 e-mails a week, and regularly puts in a 50-hour work week.


Because of an outpouring of supportive Facebook and blog comments, phone calls and e-mails, Graham said, Carol Cantrell, Senior Vice President for Human Resources, agreed to meet with him last Monday to discuss the reasons for his termination.


Graham said that he does not intend to open litigation against the University because he was fired.


New School President Bob Kerrey said that he was familiar with the matter and had received dozens of e-mails, but had not read Graham’s posts. "I fully support the Dean in this decision," he wrote over e-mail.


Graham’s duties will be divided among other advising staff. White sent an e-mail to the entire student body with information for students on whom to contact with advising issues.


"We will begin to search for an academic advisor soon, but we are all fully committed to ensuring overall service doesn't diminish for students during this interim time," White wrote.


This article appears in today's issue of the
New School Free Press. Photo: Brandon Graham, courtesy Graham's Facebook.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Jeffrey Gettleman First To Use NY Times Teleporter

Today the New York Times runs two articles by the oft-bearded connoisseur of conflict-zones, Jeffrey Gettleman. One covers the precarious situation of Somalia's Transitional Federal Government and one reports on the stalemated state of Mwai Kibaki and Raila Odinga's new power-sharing initiative.

We all know that "Crazy G." can pull off some wild stunts. I've always lauded him for being a great writer and reporter. But this latest effort takes the cake - just look at those datelines! Apparently, he spends the day in Mogadishu and Nairobi. Hypotheses?

I've ruled out the possibility of a body double - only the real Jeffrey could come up with those ledes. So, either the Times has a teleportation service that they're not telling us about, or Crazy G. is just much crazier than I thought.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Double Trouble - New Music + Imaginative Solutions

These articles appear in next Tuesday's issue of New School Free Press

Music: Portland Bruising


The New Bloods
"The Secret Life" (Kill Rock Stars)

In an age of effects-drenched overdubs, reverberated howls, and quasi-hippie sing-a-longs—all of which falling under the umbrella term "freak folk"—the New Bloods sideswipe you with a stripped-down jolt of catharsis. "The Secret Life," the New Bloods' debut full-length album, is all sawing fiddle, creative drum beats, rubbery bass, and dissonant vocal harmonies, cast in a blanket of recorded-in-basement production quality. Sometimes, the band follows meandering grooves with high murmurs and monologues. Other points are arresting and confrontational. In the title track, over a cascade of tom-toms and a dramatic fiddle line, one of them sings, "Sadness and jealous and every insecurity/Why don't you believe in me, why don't you believe in me?"

It sounds as though the auras of Bascom Lamar Lunsford, The Supremes and Erase Errata have awoken inside these three women from Portland, Oregon. Such a radical deviation from that tiresome "genre" idea is a promising sign for future things to come.

Five Years in Iraq: Imaginative Solutions, Anyone?


When we look at the Iraq War, we gaze into our own reflections. Six thousand miles away, our intolerance, our ignorance, our arrogance and most of our other sins are taken to their logical conclusions. I find solace in the fact that I also see the logical conclusion of our virtues: determination, sacrifice and hope.

Just look at the Iraqi journalists who work for major U.S. newspapers, many of whom have about as much experience in journalism as the average college intern. But they risk their lives every single day and endure the distrust of Americans and fellow Iraqis, so we can have access to accurate information at our luxury. Their selfless duty brings up an important question: How should Americans who call for peace help Iraqis who, in the face of inescapable danger, try to build a peaceful Iraq?

The answer lies not in total withdrawal, nor in more so-called surges. The question of troop count, I think, tends to miss the point. Our armed forces will leave sooner or later, but the civil war will not cease. Thousands of miles of concrete blast barriers will not disappear. Basic services, like plumbing and electricity, will not immediately be restored. Remember that everyone who has died in Iraq has left a survivor—a father and a mother, siblings, even children. Their memories of the American occupation will not fade away, just because America finally decided to give up.

The onus to improve Iraqis' lives, in large part, belongs to us. Let's begin a serious public dialogue about responsibility, in order to produce imaginative, non-violent ways to help Iraqis rebuild their country.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Union Square Today - The Broken Chain, Peacealujah, The Upcoming Vigil, and Feathers in the Sky

The Broken Chain

Yesterday, I hear that at noon today, a human chain will form along 14th Street in Manhattan from "River to River." I get to the corner of 14th Street and 6th Avenue at 12:10 p.m. today and the human chain has hardly taken form.

By the time I decide to get some food, my first meal of the day, the people lining 14th Street get closer together and join hands. I don't want to miss the march of the human chain. I walk off the sidewalk and into an imaginary corridor - defined by the curb and a series of metal gates manned by police.

Between 5th and 6th Avenues, I offer my hand to a man, Gary, who stands at the tip of a line that stretched to the end of the block. I then join hands with Bob, his dad, who suddenly walks up to join the group. We wait a while and chat. A P.A. system set up down the block blares "Give Peace a Chance." We let go of each other's grasps, and a few minutes later we rejoin hands. The line contracts and stretches. Sometimes the line stretches so far that we struggle to stay together.

Finally, the human chain begins the march. But we are told by the organizers that we should do so in walking formation, not as a human chain. I feel disappointed but immediately my attention is stirred by Elizabeth Adam, an older woman who mentions her distaste for the New School's ambition to replace 65 5th Avenue with a state-of-the-art, 18-story "flagship" building, which currently is slated to look like a gigantic shimmering block of windows.

Adam tells me that she is a neighborhood activist who is trying to put a stop to development efforts like these. What about the vermin invasion? What about all the new students? The neighborhood won't be able to handle it. "The Village is under siege," she says.

"NYU's even worse and the students are even worse," she continues. Every day, they're crowding the sidewalks, smoking cigarettes, yakking on their cell phones. They never get out of the way. "I have to say 'Excuse me' three or four times."

She has no problem with education, or with universities, she says. She has a problem with the fact that the New School and NYU can't provide for their students. She tells me: "Give them a place to stand."

We walk into Union Square, now totally packed with people, and Elizabeth sees a friend. They embrace and Elizabeth brings up the New School's soon-to-be flagship. "We don't want that building," the other woman says. I tell them that I'm off to find some food, but instead I just wander around Union Square awhile.

Peacealujah

People have set up little tables to sell kitsch. I see some pins made of origami animals. "Feel free to touch them, to fondle them," Jeremy, a black guy wearing a leather jacket and a frog origami earring on his left ear, tells me. The animals are made of "gift paper, origami paper, wall paper," and they are dipped in polyurethane.

"You're a cutie," he adds. I say goodbye and amble to the band nearby, three kids in their twenties playing banjo, mandolin and spoons.

I cut through the center-square to scope out the 9/11-truth placards underneath the statue of George Washington. On my way, a crowd chants, "What do we want? Peace! When do we want it? Now!" When they say "Peace!" a homeless man with long hair, smoking a cigarette, says "Work." When they say "Now!" he says "Jobs."

I somehow make my way back to the southwest corner of Union Square, where I began. There appears in the congregation a tall man with a big, waxed, Elvis-like coif, who is wearing a stark white suit, a black shirt and black gloves underneath, and a white reverend's collar. He holds a giant, white, acoustic megaphone. It's Reverend Billy!

He inches his way through through the mass of people. I begin to follow him. I meet up with Sam Lewis, photo editor of the New School Free Press, and simultaneously run into Kate Goff, a member of the Lang Student Union, and urge them to pursue Reverend Billy with me. We make it to the southeast corner when I buttonhole the man - and notice that he's got a tiny branch of purple berries in his buttonhole.

The Reverend is a large man. He has a square forehead, clear blue eyes and a strong jaw. He gives a striking, pointed stare, occasionally adding some flair of mannerism. Earlier today, The Church of Stop Shopping and Reverend Billy had just been kicked out of the Auto Show, going on at the Javits Center uptown.

"Amen, Hallelujah," he says. "I think we were able to spread the word about our dependence on gas and oil. Our love affair with the automobile must end. But now, coming down to this march here is like the second foot coming down. Our addiction to fossil fuels and the automobile has everything to do with this war."

"Is there anything you have planned, you know, for the next step down?" I ask.

"Well, we won't step down until we have the peace. We're involved now in a momentum. There's a money momentum. Most Americans want to get out of the war and have been for some time, but the momentum of the war is just going forward. The oil companies, the big construction companies, the supply companies. There's a money decision that's being made that isn't democratic."

His brief talk, as direct and driving as a steamroller, is ominously uncertain. "The average American has common sense now about Iraq. We're not saying Saddam flew those planes into the towers anymore. We're not saying that. But, yet, until at least the end of Bush's eight years, it seems that there is no way to curtail this colonial war. I hope we're learning a lesson here, because as you and I are talking right now, innocent people are dying."

"Peacealujah. That's all I can say." He puts his megaphone to his mouth: "Peacealujah, children." He repeats, "Peacealujah!" He drifts into the throng, calling, "Peacealujah."

The Upcoming Vigil

In front of Babies 'R' Us, sandwiched between other protesters, Sam and I see a group waving Tibetan flags, blue and red stripes with a yellow sun, a white mountain and two fearless snow lions. There's a march now, but only a couple blocks up the street.

On a tiny stage on 17th Street, Leslie Kielson, the New York Coordinator of United Peace and Justice, holds up a 8 1/2 x 11" sheet of paper titled, "Traer A Las Tropas A Casa Amara," which in Spanish roughly means, "Bring the troops home." On her sheet, there are three photos of a youngish Latino man, including a family photo. The woman tells us over the P.A. that when she rings the bells, we will share a few minutes of silence. A string of bells chime out.

No one is speaking. Everything is still. Several people hold up sheets of paper that also say, "Traer A Las Tropas A Casa Amara." But they have different pictures on them. One man holds up a skateboard. A giant pink baloon on a stick flutters in the air.

The silence is only broken by the distant call of a zealot: "9/11 was an inside job!"

A recording of "Taps" comes on over the P.A. system. Then a middle-aged woman with golden-blond hair takes the microphone and sings a slow, beautiful song. Some sing along. A woman with a small drum around her neck puts up her drumsticks in a V shape. She is crying. Nearby, a mock coffin draped with an American and an Iraqi flag sits on the ground.

The woman comes back on the P.A. "Probably in the next couple of days, the four-thousandth soldier will die," she says. A candlelight vigil in Union Square is planned for sometime before the end of the month.

"Together, we can end this war," she continues. "Think of something we can do every single day. Let's do everything in our power. ... Hopefully we will not be here next year."

Feathers in the Sky

It's probably after two o'clock and I still haven't eaten. I split up with Sam, happen into a walking-conversation over to Washington Square with a reporter from Agence France-Presse (he wasn't on "super-fast" deadline but he still beat me by over two hours), make my way back uptown and finally to 6 and 12 on 11th Street and 6th Avenue. I eat, then call my roommate Ryan, who had just been at a Tibet rally uptown. Now he's in Union Square, watching a humongous pillow fight.

I walk past a swarm of thousands of people, old, young, colorfully dressed, or wearing pajamas - bigger, I think, than the turn-out of the rally - and find Ryan perked on a tall ledge at the southeast end of Union Square. I stand up onto the ledge. He warns me about the blond woman behind us, who is warding off anybody that attempts to stomp on the grass. We turn to see her tell some kids off, then turn to what everyone is staring at out the windows of Filene's Basement and Whole Foods: an indecipherable mash of hundreds of people whipping around feather pillows.

Men are walking into the melee shirtless. A guy bursts from the mob donning a big motorcycle helmet. Feathers are flying around, sticking to jackets, shirts, hair. Big puffs of feather get whipped around by wind and float into the air. Bits of feather get carried into the sky and fly away.

What, I wonder, does this have to do with the war in Iraq? Ryan, too, is perplexed about how this is meant to commemorate the war. Nevertheless, this seems like an important, even historic moment. After about forty minutes, I go home. Only then do I find out that today is International Pillow Fight Day.

Photos by Sam Lewis.